We're Hiring Top Talent
Hey Karen from HR, You Might Want to Skip This One.
‘Cause what we’ve got here is definitely not your standard corporate spiel.
This Page is for the Bold, Driven, No-Nonsense Go-Getters We Want on Our Team.
Cause at Coachbirds, our mission is clear:
To empower small businesses to collectively reach $1 billion in sales🚀
It’s a hell of a task, and we don’t have time to tiptoe around every little thing. Instead, grab your metaphorical life jacket, take a big sip of concrete, and let’s get to work.
We’ve got real work to do.
Results to deliver.
Businesses to transform.
Hard truths to share so our legendary clients can hit their big, audacious goals.
And guess what? In helping them achieve their goals, you’ll crush your own goals here too.
Don’t get us wrong—we’re a team of emotionally intelligent, caring, and respectful humans. We respect the hell out of each other. But we’re also no-nonsense, results-driven, and we simply don’t have time to sit in the “principal’s office” because someone got offended by every minor thing under the sun.
If that’s not your vibe, no worries—stop reading now, and best of luck.
But if it is your vibe, keep scrolling. We might just be the team you’ve been looking for.
Which begs the question: Who’d thrive here?
Hard-working, high performers who thrive in a high-performance environment. That’s who.
Here’s the thing: A-players love surrounding themselves with other A-players. It’s a fact.
And the B’s and C’s? Well, on the rare occasion someone slips through our rock-solid hiring process, they’re out faster than a park loo flush before you even start.
That kind of self-selection is a testament to what we do best:
• We stay true to who we are.
• We operate with unwavering integrity.
• We hold ourselves (and each other) to sky-high levels of accountability.
• And let’s be honest—we can banter with the best of them.
If that sounds like your kind of team, you’ll love it here.
Here’s What We Stand For: Our Company Values
And let’s make one thing clear: These values aren’t just words on a page. They’re the real deal.
We hire and fire on this stuff. Seriously.
We’re not for the “someday aspirational” type. If you need someone to peel you off the couch and coach you out of your Dorito haze, this isn’t the place for you.
Our values are for the ones who say:
“This is me. This is how I roll. You’re my kind of people. Let’s do this.”
Our values are for the ones who say:
“This is me. This is how I roll. You’re my kind of people. Let’s do this.”
